HOLDING BACK
I don’t have the strength:
to shave my legs
be funny and charming
show interest in contact sports
cook
pretend to eat salads ALL the time
shop for sexy lingerie
make sure I don’t wear the same outfit twice
agonize over my shapely shortcomings
get a background check
condom shop
do my muscle-tensing exercises–hourly
hide my PMS symptoms
hold my farts
sleep in the wet spot
try not to snore
and
angle our conversations,
so you only see my best side
Hey Snoopy. How are you? Long time no hear. Here in Oklahoma City and was wondering how you were. Ran across a pic of us years ago at Fisk. Anyway, would love to catch up with you and check out some of your work. Looks interesting. 405-501-5758.